Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Of Father Marrington's new business.

Dad's brand new label; for attatching to the underbelly of his handcrafted tables like these.It seems that Dadspad's new woodworking craft is growing. Three ladies have called enquiring after his sought after tall tables.
As of yet only one lady has visited Father in pursuit of his woodworks. This same lady did actually buy one, so stricken she must have been with his delightful lankly planks on legs.
And I was quite taken this morning when Father swiftly accepted my feeble suggestion of the name Jarraffe for his creations.
Be not mistaken and think that Dad had been churning out various wooden things and yet has only sold one table.
Indeed even we his family have been guilty of thinking those disparaging thoughts. But this is somewhat a wrong impression. Dad has sold an additional 3 tall jarrah tables at a 'swap meet'.

Father's current project requires him to embark on some fantastic frame of mind in order to appease brother Johnny's mammoth designs.



2 comments:

Lisa said...

snicker, lanky flanks.

Lisa said...

Hey look its our fake phone number up for all to see.