Tammy did the asking, the convincing and the suggesting.
It was she who sent Dad out to buy the six laying chickens. Since the cost altogether would be $60, I offered to pay for half of them. Then we thought we'd sell the eggs to Dad until we made back the $60. I saw them as an investment.
We had already converted the old cubby house into a chicken coup and fenced in a little yard for them.
In paying for half the flock my motives were mainly curiosity and plain greed. It also feels good to own an animal.
Tammy and I have discussed it, and as we've found what interesting little individuals they are, (and chosen favourites), I've insisted we each paid not for half of the flock but half of each chicken.
Initially I thought we would be buying six mindless egg machines and enjoyed the thought of hunting for eggs every day, and delighted that I would not have to fork out monies for chicken food.
Instead, every couple of days either Tammy or I get out the old mincer and grind up our excess loaves of bread, which we get for free. We've also given them old rice & vegetable and fruit scraps.
Far from the dull, consuming creatures I assumed chickens were, these six chickens have turned out characterful, curious and endearingly naughty.
At first I liked them for providing a free egg laying service, but after a month of watching them creep up to the front yard, attempt escape from the chicken pen (they've obviously seen the movie Chicken Run), scrape about for bugs, and fight over egg laying spots, I now appreciate them as lovely pets.
When Tammy and I go down the back on the yard to visit and play with them, at least 3 will race after us, expecting to be hand fed or wanting us to turn over a brick so they can get at the bugs. One chicken which Dad frequently calls 'Ugly', has many less feathers than the others, obviously the lowest on the pecking order. Despite it's strange raptor like looks, this chicken besides being the easiest to distinguish, is the most petlike, as a result she is spoiled with bug treats. So that now there are four chickens which are most sociable and who love to follow us and watch with curiosity our goings on whenever we are down at their part of the yard.
Instead of the egg laying machines I bought them for, I now think of them as feathered garbage disposals with legs which churn out something useful from scraps we would otherwise throw away.
Finding eggs turned out extremely satisfying.
Our egg consumption has gone down, strangely enough, it seems some of us are still wary of eating eggs from our own chickens. The yokes are more bright and yellow than store bought eggs, I like to think this is a good thing.
After all the visual proof, we can no longer deny that the eggs we eat really do come out of a chicken's...
NEWS FLASH: Research recently completed by Tammy suggests that Ugly may not be the lowest on the pecking order, Tammy informs me that besides Ugly there are chickens with even less influence -and feathers.
Hello, old friend
12 years ago


I didn't think we'd be getting mindless egg machines!
And you know we'll need around 300 eggs to pay 60 dollars back?
These are MY thoughts Tamspams.
I did mostly want them for the eggs at first.
Nung
NANG
Lisa AND Alistair went nang?
The windows are shaking and the ground is rippling! Run!
Wow nub, look at all the grass they hadn't eaten yet!
A moment of your time, please!!:
Do tell why the infuriatingly huge expanse of blank screen is squashing up against your little columns of painstakingly condensed writing?
...an effort to be kind to an imaginary populace of readers still using 640x480 resolution? If readers at all? (aside from relatives and friend and work mates -- oh, I forgot. You don't work.)
Is this part of your Odd on Purpose campaign?
Or are you just blind to the fact that your blog is just as unspectacular and unimaginative as the millions of others?
Are these serious questions?
I never meant my blog to be spectacular and imaginative.
I made it only for my own pleasure and feel no need to prove myself as spectacular, imaginative etc.
Perhaps your blog is all these things, if so I congratulate you.
However something I wrote obviously triggered something in you, and for that I am glad. Three whole paragraphs is a lot to write on a strangers blog.
Campaign?!
I thought it was just a story about chickens. I feel confused now. Have i been swindled?
I'm also jealous. I never get this kind of attention from strangers. I suppose they're all too busy having work mates.
Oh great.
Another know-it-all kid reveling in his anonymity and delusions of intelligence and insight long enough to waste everyone's time by expressing his opinion.
Especially when it's about something as trivial as web formatting, I run my desktop at 1920x1440 and I had absolutely no trouble moving my eyes slightly to the right.
Is this the youth of today?, humans truly are a doomed race.
Oh well.
Bring it on global warming!, the sooner we all die in a heatwave, the sooner I will never have to suffer the tiresome rantings of some lonely middle child's cry for attention ever again.
Well said.
.. all this, over chickens?
The chickens were as puzzled as I was when I spoke to them about all this. They all started shaking their heads and even a handful of raisins would not comfort them.
It put them in rather a bad way and they've now begun to eat their own eggs.
Hum hum!
I had completely forgotten that comment I tossed onto this.
But you know what's rewarding about being 'Anonymous'?
You are always attacked for your opinions. There seems to be some sort of prejudice against Anonymouses.
In times of acute boredom it's just great fun to come across the hordes of replies an Anonymous gets.
Cranky Old Man - supposing I'm one of your lonely middle children - what makes you so starkly different and separate is that you've instead made yourself something by putting a NAME?
How COULD I have foreseen such attentive and mature Agonies such as yourself outshining me!
Curses! There goes my attention-getting scheme!
Nicole, no harm meant. Your blog is delightfully unspectacular. If I had one I'd definitely recognize yours as the better one.
I like typing. I'm good at it. Some people talk too much. I must type too much.
hm.
What did you expect? With all these comments I think you're defeating your purpose, I feel a glimmer of the spectacular coming out in me.
It is obvious from your first comment that you came looking for a fight, all I did was defend myself which is what anyone would do if a stranger appeared spouting about things he knows nothing about.
It is also obvious that you did not forget your first comment, as you had no problem finding my blog again.
That must have been because it was so unspectacular.
Sorry I can't answer the rest of the tome you posted, but I couldn't find your point.
Since you've got my blog bookmarked, I invite you to comment again, it's really quite fun.
Just don't insult my sister's hair again, it's low.
My hair doesn't mind being insulted.
Cranky old man is a different anonymous because he's my slave and he's amusing.
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