Greeting you from the future!

Well then, if you have noticed a new template adorning my blog, you should be congratulated on the health of your eyeballs.
However, I don't like my new template, I almost despise it. Check back later & there will be a new one.
I have been rather dried up of things to say, it started when I realised that what I hated most was writing on here.

So I have been using my time for other more pleasurable things.
Tammy and I have been bike riding quite a lot. Before that I had not ridden a bike since my unfortunate accident that left one side of my head twice as large as the rest of my head.

I have also been wasting the worst years of my life competing with my two younger, smaller sisters at a RPG game, 'Fate'.
After starting out quite well, missed a couple of days, indeed a few hours while they doubled their hit points and strength levels. It is, I think, my fate to become humiliated at this game by Tammy and Cherish, in front of all my peers -also Tammy and Cherish. If you have any experience at hacking into and sabotaging saved games, please contact me. I can pay for your services in gold coins.

I have been selling on EBay, where I watch my beautiful items end with no bids, while Lisa and Cherish's cast-offs are lapped up greedily. They've also had a couple of men asking about picking up the items they have won, so that should be interesting, we could ask them if they would like to use the bathroom and try on that cleavage bearing blouse.

Yes, so that was a forced out post and quite in line with the revised title of my blog.
Unparalleled Adventures During Constipation.