Thursday, March 22, 2007

Lisa is the only other person I can write about.

In light of a recent post (of mine) I want to congratulate myself that this post is about
someone who is not me and who I am not.

I've seen that there has been a reaction, or several reactions, to Lisa's latest post.
While reading it for the third time I was struck with a thought that some of you young boys ears (and i hope just your ears) may perk up thinking that Lisa is sending out a kind of subconscious(?) call for mates. (Note: Mates is being used here as a noun not a verb.)

I understand Lisa's post quite well because i have the benefit(?) of living with Leeloo (better known as Lisa). And also because I have had it explained to me several times, again through benefit of living with the woman.

So I am saying that I understand what Lisa is saying (yes it is a rare gift), I also realise that perhaps she doesn't realise that there are male men or boys that will react to this and begin a mass offering of themselves to Lisa.

My conclusion: please send in your proposals and self offerings preferably through Lisa's blog so that I can see. If you need help I can proof read them for you to cast you in the best light possible.

PS: You have a better chance with this if you are fat.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A mass offering! Funny mental picture. I don't want lisa to get mates. Imagine the scenario:

"okay girls, I'm going to my mate's house to have a pahdy"

Lisa said...

Very Funny Hicky.

Male Men?

Anonymous said...

Haha Neenoo
The fat men don't need your help because remember, all leeloos lovers are fat.

Nicole said...

Yes, yes some of them still do Tammy.
Like the scrawny men that inadvertently slip in between the folds of the fat men.

There are all sorts of possibilities one was consider.
And the job falls to me because Lisa has shown she is incapable of properly selecting those men she associates with.