Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I explain.

Seeing this picture may or may not cause you to feel at least a little inquisitive. Especially since it involves myself and Mother hanging onto Lisa. I am sure Lisa will agree that this is something neither of us usually do.
I will explain. Because Lisa will only tell half-truths.
When this photograph was taken, Mother and I had almost succeeded in bringing Leeloo's body into ugly contact with a dog's recent turd.
I say almost because it was in this state (Mother and I almost tasting victory) that Cherish came bounding towards our scuffle, and not realizing the importance of our cause, and using the force of her own body (indeed this being the only force Cherish possesses), groped Lisa away from our designs.
At that moment and for five minutes afterward I experienced the deepest disappointment that I have felt for a long while.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever!